I was sitting in a dark room and tied to a chair, when suddenly:
Bright lights were shining in my eyes so that I couldn’t see my surroundings.
A strange voice asked: “So, Fr Joseph, what is your opinion on the current state of affairs in Antioch?”
The wha-? I replied.
“Oh, you know exactly what I’m talking about … it’s all over the Internet … it was in your parish bulletin … you’ve heard all the chatter … why have you not commented on the current controversy in the Antiochian church?”
There I sat, being interrogated by this menacing man about my opinion on the current state of affairs, when into the room burst none other than …
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