Monthly Archives: July 2007

Rocket Launcher

I am away from my computer for a few days; updates & comments temporarily suspended. The following is stolen from the Archives; another one to file under the Etc Column (i.e., not about Orthodoxy) …Red stick, frayed paper, floating down … Continue reading

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The Awful Art of Awfulizing

So I’m riding down the road … on my way to work … when suddenly I hear this awful noise … a sort of humming sound that – hey, I’m no mechanic – but this sound just can’t be good. … Continue reading

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Non-Confrontation Hymn of the Republic

Okay, so I stole this to make my blog look good — Kudos to Joe Long.Go HERE for more!Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Godself –Emanating from penumbras there wherein the Godself dwellth –S/he is sending … Continue reading

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The Church’s [sic] One [sic] Foundation [sic]

Sung to the tune of “The Church’s [sic] One [sic] Foundation [sic]”Our community’s stated purposeIs gracious mass-appeal,It’s in our Mission StatementReflecting how we feel:No “lifestyle choice” appalls us,C’mon you’re welcome here!Throw out that moral compass,There’s no one here to steer. … Continue reading

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If You See Me Walking On Water …

This sermon was originally preached on Sunday, August 4, 1996. Gospel Text“Then he made the disciples get into the boat and go before him to the other side, while he dismissed the crowds. And after he had dismissed the crowds, … Continue reading

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