An Orthodox twist on Allen Sherman’s famous 60’s song parody, “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh” …
Hello Jiddo, hello Yaya.
Here I am at Camp for Martyrs.
Camp is very entertaining,
Today they say we’ll even study icon painting.
I share my bunk with Joseph Spivy.
He snores just like my Amou and my Tye-tee.
Next you see me, I’ll be thinner …
Because they serve lentils and rice each night for dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters,
I swear the girls are instigators,
And the Priest he wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from …