Choir Eye for Retired Guys


Your Town, USA – Everyone thought Victor Milsner had lost his marbles when he suggested a change of venue for the weekly choir rehearsal. The Court of Palms assisted living center, however, thought his idea brilliant. Since then, the choir has doubled in size and two of the Orthodox lapsed have been reconciled to the Church … all outside the walls of St Anthony’s.

Fr Matthew Swanson says the idea was conceived when he went to take Communion to a parishioner and heard a so-so Country crooner regaling the elderly and ailing with old Country songs such as “Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places,” “Swingin,” and “White Lightening.” “Why in the world do we, the Church, not provide a little more uplifting ‘entertainment’ for people in the twilight of life?” Swanson thought. “I mean, those Country songs may have meant something to them at one time … but, really.”

After hearing Fr Matt’s description of the scene, Dr Milsner, who has directed the choir at St Anthony’s for seven years, had an idea: “Why don’t we have our weekly rehearsals at Court of Palms?” The retirement center is only three miles from St Anthony’s and they even provided the music stands and sound system. “All we needed to do was bring our own voices and music books,” Milsner said.

“We love having them here,” Court of Palms director Cindy Cromwell said. “We always struggle to provide quality entertainment for our residents. With St Anthony’s rehearsing here, we not only provide uplifting entertainment — but, forgive me, the price is right!”

Word spread quickly that St Athony’s was “performing” each week at Court of Palms and before long other area churches asked to do the same. “Well, it evolved into a more complicated endeavor,” said Cromwell. “But, complications can be beautiful. Currently there are four churches holding their rehearsals at Court of Palms and several other area assisted living centers have expressed interest.”

“None of the residents really mind our stopping, starting, and mistakes. They love having us,” St Anthony’s choir member Jane Brown said. In fact, her great-aunt, Jamilla, had not been to church in years, ever since her husband’s passing. These days, thanks to the novel arrangement, she even sings along with the choir members.

“Sometimes, unfortunately, we let our older members slip through the cracks after they fall away from church attendance. With this new arrangement, we’ve actually seen several Orthodox residents express interest in being reconciled to the Church,” said Fr Matt. He continued, “Perhaps the most surprising development is the growth of the choir. We’ve doubled in size because folks like the idea of combining outreach, fellowship and practice. What can I say? It’s nice — a blessing for all involved!”

“One side benefit,” Milsner added, “is that some folks — residents and visitors alike — are experiencing Orthodoxy, through song, for the first time. Though evangelism was not part of the original plan, God uses what works. I believe, as long as we are faithful and working, God will provide the increase.”

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Ever Heard of HAIR-ology?


Okay, fine … HAIR IT IS.

Enjoy!

Thanks to FWD from blog reg Constantine.

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THE CHURCH: Ark of Salvation


Piggy backing on a previous example of CHURCH, here’s another from the Gospel according to St Matthew:

Immediately Jesus made His disciples get into the boat and go before Him to the other side, while He sent the multitudes away. And when He had sent the multitudes away, He went up on the mountain by Himself to pray. Now when evening came, He was alone there. But the boat was now in the middle of the sea, tossed by the waves, for the wind was contrary. Now in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went to them walking on the sea. And when the disciples saw Him walking on the sea, they were troubled saying, “It is a ghost!” And they cried out for fear. But immediately Jesus spoke to them, saying, “Be of good cheer! It is I; do not be afraid.” And Peter answered Him and said, “Lord, if it is You, command me to come to You on the water”. So He said, “Come”. And when Peter had come down out of the boat, he walked on the water to go to Jesus. But when he saw that the wind was boisterous, he was afraid; and beginning to sink he cried out, saying, “Lord save me!” And immediately Jesus stretched out His hand and caught him, and said to him, “O you of little faith, why did you doubt?” And when they got into the boat, the wind ceased. Then those who were in the boat came and worshipped Him, saying, “Truly You are the Son of God”.
Matthew 14:22-33

Remembering the classic definition of Christ’s mission — “Christ came to do two things: Establish a Church & destroy death” — Which do you see involved here?

ANSWER: The Church

The boat represents the Church, the disciples represent all Christians. The stormy sea is our life. We are in the Church (the boat) because Christ commands us to be there. Disciples are obedient. Christ comes to us in times of danger. Notice that Christ did not command Peter to come to him — rather he permitted the act. Peter was not acting out of obedience, but boldness. Peter became frightened, his faith was shaken. Why? Chiefly because he stepped out of the boat. Thus, our first lesson here is: Do not leave the safety of the boat (Church). Christ commands the Disciples to get into the boat! When we do find ourselves outside the ark of our salvation (boat/Church), we must, like Peter, cry out “Lord, save me!”. And He will. Christ not only commands us to enter the Church, He also has mercy upon us when we are disobedient — leading us back to the calm haven of our salvation the Church. It is in the confines of the Church that we [like Peter, and later Thomas] recognize Jesus as our Lord and God. It is in the Church that we, like the disciples in the boat, worship Him.

Series to be continued …

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Smile … And Have a Good Tao!

Okay, so the pic is here because I just couldn’t resist. But, while we’re at it, go H E R E to read about, quite possibly, the guy in the stained glass window.

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Kids’ Stuff … Seven of ‘Em


A couple of these I’d read before — skip or enjoy. Then again, remember when we could all just enjoy skipping? 🙂

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah,”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to “honour” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Then why are ALL of grandma’s hairs white?”

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”

6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”

“Yes,” the class said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

You guessed it … thanks to a FWD from the wife.

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