Ancient Orthodox M&Ms

Clocks here run on Byzantine time, which starts at sunset. Dates are calculated according to the Julian calendar of the Roman Empire, which varies by 13 days from the modern Gregorian calendar you’re used to. Some settlements are supplied solely by mule teams, and the flags of Byzantium still fly.

Radio? Television? Newspapers? Paved roads? If they didn’t exist in the year 972, you probably won’t find them here.

And if you’re a woman, you’d better make other plans. Females have been strictly forbidden here for a thousand years. Not even female animals are permitted.

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HALLOWEEN: Shape Shifting Samhain


Blame the Irish? The following is from a priest outside the United States.

Dear Father Joseph,

I am concerned that the Orthodox … are offering falsehoods on their websites. We are called to the disciples of truth and not to spread misinformation.

There was no deity called Samhain who was the Lord of Death and needed appeasing.

Yes, let us take up arms against the resurgence of paganism but not by equipping our people with false “truths”. We are doing them a disservice by offering them weapons of untruth and we are making ourselves look foolish and ignorant in front of the neo-pagans.

Samhain is simply Irish Gaelic for the end period of the year which more or less covers our modern month of November, the season of the end of the harvest.

The myth of a god called Samhain first appears among the English, in the year 1770 when Col. Charles Vallency wrote a 6 volume set of books which attempted to prove that the Irish people came from Armenia!

Geoffrey Higgins then promoted this error of a supposed god called Samhain in a book in 1827 when he attempted to prove that the Druids originally came from India.

The error might have originated in confusion over the name of Samana, an ancient Vedic/Hindu deity. I have located a website which may not be everyone’s favourite but it will provide a resource if anybody has the interest in dealing with this modern myth of a god named Samhain.

H E R E.

On reflection I think that what irritates me is that the modern abomination of Halloween is an American creation, but the blasphemy of it all is being unfairly laid upon my Irish ancestors!

In pre-Christian Ireland the festival of Samhain was nothing as wicked as what occurs with the modern America celebration of this day.

In Ireland it provided the occasion for the great weeklong Feis (Parliament) at Tara where all the kings and druidic scholars (olamhs) gathered to revise the laws and make new laws and to oversee the writing of another chapter into the Annals of Ireland.

Admittedly there were animal sacrifices at this time, but they were no worse than the animal sacrifices being offered in Jerusalem during this same pre-christian period.

There was no cowering at home in the dark, afraid of ghosts and ghoulies. Instead there were great bonfire (bone-fires) in all the villages which people lit to dispose of the bones and carcases of the animals they had killed and salted away to provide their food for the coming winter. There was celebrations and happiness around these bone-fires as they celebrated the end of all the hard work of summer and autumn.

The Irish (whose ability to create mythology is irrepressible) believed that the High King Ollamh Fodla who started these Samhain gatherings was none other than the great Psalmist King David come from Israel. Of course they also believe that the Prophet Jeremiah ended his days in Ireland, together with his daughters, and they can show you his grave today at Loughcrew, as well as Jacob’s Pillow, the Stone of Destiny, which Jeremiah brought to Ireland!

And did I mention the Ark of the Covenant which every Irish child knows rests under the ruined chapel on the hill of Cashel? 🙂

Sigh. I’ve flipped and flopped over the years regarding this “holiday;” as once reported, I’m a halloween hypocrite.

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Late for my own funeral …

BREAKFAST !

Okay, so … it wasn’t just me and ol’ Max Lucado heading to — say, TeleWink’s — for breakfast together. Nope. It was a Do slated for the Westin at the Galleria, sponsored by a funeral home group, and a whole bunch of other mens in cloth (womens, too, I assume) were invited. For fun, I was tempted to wear a dress cassock.

But, dear and faithful readers, y’all know I just moved. And — hey! I’m right near the Southwest Fwy! That’s the ticket!

Not.

At least not yesterday.

Three successive wrecks within the span of my 20 minute drive resulted in a 50 minute drive that garnered only a few miles.

Max missed me, no doubt.

Had I met him I was going to be sorely tempted to ask about the “Joseph took cold showers for nine months” quote from one of his books.

Sad part, to boot: It was Thursday and, had I not been under the impression I was going to be fed well, I was looking forward to a breakfast of Grape Nuts with 1%.

Simple pleasures.

C’est la vie.

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So, How You Been?

Blogging for over two years & then taking a two week hiatus … interesting. Thanks to all the folks who sent me stories, many stories. It wasn’t so much the lack of material, but circumstances that prevented my updating the blog:

1) Our 2Wire modem decided to die one week after the warranty expired.
2) We bought a house & moved.
3) I really wanted a break.

And, hey, maybe it was coincidental, but it was good for book sales. 🙂

Now, through the wonders of dial-up, on to a couple of those stories …

Those whacky Anglicans. Tell me this ain’t ’bout the nuttiest thing you’ve read today. Speed dating! Or, maybe it’ll make for speedy conversions.

The bishop said the event would give people “a chance to see if there is any chemistry between them and a church”.

Good heavens.

Wait. What? Orthodoxy in the South?

With some 2 million believers in North America, Orthodox Christians remain a minority in the U.S.

But Orthodoxy in the South is on the rise. Over the last three decades, Orthodox churches in the southern U.S. have multiplied from a handful of congregations to more than 60 churches and missions stretching from Virginia to New Mexico.

I was, like, FOUR when this man became Metropolitan. Unbelievable!

Take a look at Metropolitan Philip Dot Com.

While we’re at it, AGAIN magazine announces its Fall 2006 issue, “Living Stones,” and a special Nativity Gift Opportunity … check it out.

“Again magazine is the front porch of American Orthodoxy, the place we gather from all our different backgrounds to discuss issues, learn new things, and encourage each other. Pull up a chair.” – Frederica Mathewes-Green, award-winning author, syndicated journalist and radio commentator

The folks at AGAIN also hope you read THIS.

Okie doke. Gotta go. Having breakfast this morning with Max Lucado. God and dial-up willing, I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

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Fruit Bearing Anger?


“The anger of a friend toward a friend, and the anger of parents toward their children – and of God toward men – is not a storm that uproots the tree, but a wind that strengthens the tree, and rids it of rotten fruit, so that the healthy fruit will increase in number and beauty.”

— St. Nicholai of Zica

Thanks to FWD from Fr Josiah Trenham

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