Your Day, On the Floor … Jelly Side Up

Did you ever wonder who made up the so-called “Five Second Rule?” You know the one where if some food item falls on the floor, it’s okay to just pick it up and eat it as long as it’s not been there for more than five seconds?

I don’t remember that rule from my childhood, though I do remember that if you ate some food off of another’s plate, for some reason it didn’t taste the same as the same food on your plate.

Oh … and another rule: Never criticize the food at a covered dish or potluck … invariably the person sitting across from you is kin to the cook!

It starts early … like touch a girl and get germs – KOOTIES!

Therefore someone invented the “no germ shot.”

Everyone catches on quickly to: Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Sayings like: “I know you are, but what am I?”

Then there’s one I learned on an episode of the Brady Bunch: “I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.”

And at church Camps — like Camp St Thecla, Camp St Raphael and the Antiochian Village — if you’re caught with your elbows on the table during meals – all the campers join in singing a song to you which demands that you, in turn, stand and sing a song …

SOLO.

“Get your elbows off the table Fr Joseph …”

As we grow up, we also tend to grow callous; there are just so many rules & laws …

What, you may ask, does this have to do with the ancient faith and our struggle toward salvation? EVERYTHING … because it’s ALL about the struggle toward salvation!

There’s truly nothing new under the sun …

Which brings us to …

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+ Christodoulos

ATHENS: Bells tolled and canon shots rang out in tribute as the Greek Orthodox Church head, Archbishop Christodoulos, was buried in Athens yesterday.

Christodoulos, who mended ties with the Vatican but clashed with the Greek state, died after a seven-month battle with cancer on Monday at the age of 69. The Church said a successor would be elected by the Holy Synod on February 7.

Public offices and schools were shut on a day of nationwide mourning. Thousands of mourners followed the funeral procession. Black-clad mourners, many weeping, sat quietly for hours on the pavement.

Dressed in white clerical robes in an open casket, the body was carried from the Athens cathedral to the cemetery on an army truck. Onlookers threw flowers on his casket amid shouts of “axios” (worthy) and “athanatos” (immortal).

“This man needs to be made a saint,” an elderly Greek said.

He is credited with improving ties with the Vatican, agreeing to a 2001 visit by Pope John Paul that marked a turning point in relations between the Catholic and Orthodox Churches.

A bitter feud with the government over new ID cards, which no longer listed religion, his tirades against the EU and European culture and negative references to Turks and homosexuals affected his popularity.

President Karolos Papoulias, Prime Minister Costas Karamanlis and a 12-member delegation from the Vatican, attended the funeral mass.

His remains were buried in the First Cemetery, the historic Athens graveyard, where all leading Greeks are lain to rest.

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Ecumenism & the Pope

House Blessings and seasonal busyness has prevented regular blog updates — yet, this piece, sent to me a while back by Jean-Michel, is interesting: An interview of Bishop Artemije of Raska and Prizren to daily Danas (translated from serbian policy site).

Q: It is well-known you aren’t an ecumenist. What is your opinion about the Ravenna statement adopted by members of joint theological commission of Roman Catholic Church and Orthodox Church.

A: Why wouldn’t we say the other way – I’m against ecumenism because I think such a fashion of ecumenism is damaging the purity of Orthodox Faith and will not lead to the healthy union of Christians, than to dilution of the Orthodox Faith and weakening the piousness of the Orthodox Christians. Though Ravenna Document is available, the hierarchy of the Serbian Orthodox Church have not been officially informed by those present in Ravenna what happened there, what was signed, what the paper actually means and what competencies and to whom it offers. In any case, I think that the fashion that some representatives of Serbian Orthodox Church, regardless empowered or not, signed on our behalf something without the authorization of the Council or Synod, is not binding to anyone in Serbian Orthodox Church, as long as it didn’t pass through the meeting of the Holy Council.

Q: Generally speaking, what’s the attitude of SOC about the primacy of Bishop of Rome, although the Ravenna Statement isn’t explicit if it was primacy of honor only, or of authority, too.

A: It is absolutely unacceptable to any Orthodox soul, not only for the entire SOC, since when we speak about Papal primacy we know it is only one of the reasons causing Roman Catholic Church to apostate from the Church of Christ in 1054. Among the other, never have the Bishop of Rome had the primacy in the Orthodox Church in the sense that’s been applied by Roman Catholics today and tried to be imposed on everybody else. As the Bishop of Rome, he had the primacy of honor for the significance of the city where he resided, which was the capital of the Empire in Christ’s time, the entire known world of that time. We cannot even speak about the issue of honor today, because he is not a bishop of the Church until the unity in Faith is achieved. The unity in faith between the Roman Catholic and Orthodox is still very distant.

Q: One could conclude there are various theological views within Orthodoxy about co-operation with RCC, since Orthodox theologians participated in the works of Joint-Commission while the document has been harshly criticized by their brothers.

A: There exist only those persistent in their exposition of Faith and those ready for various kinds of compromise and economia. Many Orthodox participants at those ecumenical gatherings are not confessors of their faith, accordingly, they can’t represent the teaching of the Orthodox Church. If they were really representatives of the Orthodox Church and Orthodox Faith, they would, above all, listen to the Apostle Paul whom says: “stay away from a heretic upon first and second approach”. How long are we going to attend those dialogues, commissions – until eternity? Are we counseling there those in heresy, in error? No, we are seeking the compromise with them. True love of a Christian is to provide eternal life to a neighbor, meaning one needs to say straightforwardly and frankly that another one is in error and try to get him back to the truth and direct him to the path towards salvation. Approving someone to remain in his error is not love, it is hatred of a man, according to St. Maximos the Confessor.

Q: If you say that the unity can be reached only if another party repents, Roman atholics say that “nobody is sinless” – how could that be solved?

A: Nobody is sinless in the sense of personal sins, but in the sense of confession of the Faith, the Orthodox Church have erred nothing. That’s the Church of Apostles, Church of the Fathers, Church of Ecumenical Councils, holding the truth once delivered by Lord Christ, through the Apostles which was delivered to us unhampered, while there is no doubt that Roman Catholic Church in many segments of Faith and particular dogmas is away from the right path. Without the unity in Truth, in true Faith, is not possible to speak about the Bishop of Rome at all, even less about his primacy – either of honor or of authority.

Q: How could Orthodox know they erred nothing?

A: From the history of Church, from the teaching of the Holy Fathers, Holy Canons, Ecumenical Councils. It isn’t an arbitrary allegation, than the continuity through two thousand years, proving this is the Faith preached by Lord Christ and Holy Apostles.

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Nojoyatall

It was late one Friday when the call came in. I looked down at my cell phone and, though I didn’t recognize the number, I flipped the phone open and said: “Hello, this is Fr Joseph …”

The distraught voice on the other end came from a concerned mother, “Father, could you please come visit my son? He hasn’t left his room in days … I can hear him in there every now and then, praying or singing or whatever it is y’all do … there’s smoke coming from beneath his door … he hasn’t taken any food … he’s moping around … bitter toward one and all …

Forgive me, but is this part of your religion?”

I didn’t know the woman, but I knew the disease all too well.

Her boy was suffering … he obviously had a severe case of Nojoyatall.

It can strike at any time – anyone! God bless him. I told her I’d be over first thing in the morning.

What causes Nojoyatall?

It varies …

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KID CHURCH: Instructional Liturgy


These pics are from our second “Instructional Liturgy” celebrated in St Elizabeth Chapel as part of our Church School curriculum. Our first experience was last fall with the 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th graders. This past Sunday, it was the Pre-K through 2nd graders’ turn.


One of the highlights is performing the Proskomedia, the bread prep, in the midst of the community. This service, usually done long before parishioners arrive — especially young children — helps us appreciate and understand more fully the Eucharistic offering.


The children were allowed to say the names of their loved ones, living and departed, as a particle of bread for each name was placed on the diskos.


Periodically during the course of the Liturgy, the Youth Director, Michael Sakran would explain what was taking place — and its meaning for the worshippers.


Of course, one of the most delightful segments of such a venture is the Q & A with the youngsters.

For example …

This past week’s Gospel mentioned those with leprosy.

When I asked if anyone could tell me what the Gospel reading was about, someone offered that it said something about …

Jaguars.

Jaguars?!

“Hmmm. Jaguars … OH! You’re right! It sounded like LEOPARDS!” (So then I got to explain what a leper was.)

Another young person asked, “How did Jesus die?”

Before I could answer, someone offered: “The police did it.”

Okay … so I agreed that He was arrested …

And then someone said it was the fault of …

are you ready for this?

… the Germans!

🙂

Another kid, quite radomly, asked: “Do you own a computer?”

Just when I was getting into all this excitement one hand shot up and a young boy asked: “Is this almost over?”

No doubt, that’s a popular question among parishioners of any and every age.

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