Dear Priest,

Greetings to you in Jesus Name. Please may i know your availability to attend my child’s naming ceremony as my Wife and I have both agreed to have the naming done by a Priest. Please may i know your location so that i can factor out how to convey you to the venue and have your effort well appreciated by a bountiful love offering. Hope to hear from you soonest.

Best Regards

(A real email found in my real Spam Folder.  Unreal.)

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