DO THAT AGAIN: Wives, Obey Your Husbands (Doh!)

This week’s episode of the Orthodixie Podcast, an “oldie but goodie”, is about that big event of summer. (I’m away at Camp St Raphael this week; prayers coveted.) For all the Old Marrieds out there, here’s a little chuckle someone sent me a while back:

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh!

You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN

THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are

we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK!

Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen

to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them.

You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.

USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you?

You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you

what it feels like when I’m driving.”

* * *

Love is in the air … goin’ to the chapel and we’re gonna … take out the papers and the trash … you may kiss the … love stinks! The missing parts, and the glue that holds it all together, this week (all the way from 2009) on …

The Orthodixie Podcast on Ancient Faith Radio.

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