When someone asks you how Orthodoxy is different than their own brand of Christianity, just say:

“Oh, Orthodoxy’s a lot harder than whatever it is you do.”

What? You gave up potato chips for Lent?

Try Meat, Dairy & Oil!

Your church service lasts 50 minutes?

We go for over 2 hours!

Oh yeah, so you’ve had trouble reading the whole Bible?

Well you oughta see ours — it’s even bigger!

You fasted 3 days to fit into your wedding dress?

We fasted 50 days just to eat a red egg!

Well, you get the picture.

But, face it …

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