While online a while back, I found one of these fun sights where all you have to do is list some nouns, verbs, and adjectives, then click a button, and Voila:
I don’t know why (maybe because he had just celebrated 25 years as Bishop and His name day), but I chose His Grace, Bishop ANTOUN.
I entered his name, my name, and the words: confession, sorta, ugly, communion, tailgate, lie, swore, tired, hairy, stole, slippery, swim, and confession.
Here’s what I got:
An Official Camp Newsletter
Dear Bishop Antoun,
Camp is ugly and hairy.
I am sorta like it.
I have learned to swim the camp’s communion.
The weather is really slippery.
I hope to lie the camp’s tailgate tomorrow.
Please! — swore my tired saint.
Love, Fr Joseph Huneycutt.
P.S. I stole your shiny confession!
I’m away at Camp St Raphael this week (prayers coveted!), but, just for fun, tune in for a rebroadcast of “Hello Jiddo, Hello Yaya” on …
The Orthodixie Podcast on Ancient Faith Radio.