What’s Up w/ Ukraine?

Just in case anyone actually thought that all of those people waving flags on the streets of Kiev represent authentic Ukrainian sentiments, the London Guardian informed its readers otherwise last week. In an article titled “US campaign behind the turmoil in Kiev,” the newspaper described the events of the past 10 days as “an American creation, a sophisticated and brilliantly conceived exercise in western branding and mass marketing.” In a separate article, the same paper described the whole episode as a “postmodern coup d’etat” and a “CIA-sponsored third world uprising of cold war days, adapted to post-Soviet conditions.”

The above is from the Washington Post … and here’s a story:

THE FACTS ON THE UKRAINIAN MELODRAMA

with similar sentiments.

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Tom Swifties

1) “I can’t believe I ate that whole pineapple!” Tom said, dolefully.

2) “That’s the last time I’ll ever pet a lion,” Tom said, offhandedly.

3) “I’ll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!” Tom said, beside

himself.

4) “That’s the third electric shock I’ve gotten this week!” Tom said,

revolted.

5) “I’m never anywhere on time,” Tom related.

6) “I won’t let a flat tire get me down,” Tom said, without despair.

7) “That car you sold me has defective steering!” Tom said,

straightforwardly.

8) “I’ve been on a diet,” Tom expounded.

9) “I’ll have to send that telegram again,” Tom said, remorsefully.

10) “I keep banging my head on things,” Tom said, bashfully.

11) “Look at that jailbird climb down that wall,” Tom observed with

condescension.

12) “I remember the midwest being flatter than this,” Tom explained.

13) “That’s the third time my teacher changed my grade,” Tom remarked.

14) “I’ll have to dig another ditch around that castle,” Tom sighed,

remotely.

15) “I’ve lived through a lot of windstorms,” Tom regaled.

17) “I haven’t caught a fish all day!” Tom said, without debate.

18) “That mink coat is on wrong side out,” Tom inferred.

Regards – Tom

Forgive me … but, having rec’d them from my father-in-law, had to blog.

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Christmas (Pt.3) Fa-la-la-la-LA-la-la-la-la-LA

My friend, Walt, and I moved out to Southern California in the fall of 1983. My plan was to become filthy rich and adorably famous. Walt just wanted to be a waiter. He fulfilled his goal; I did not.

Anyway. His sister had a condo for sale that wasn’t moving and we lived there free of charge. We were both right out of college and owned, well, nothing. Nothing that is, but a huge collection of record albums, a powerful stereo, a decent TV, and some clothes. The condo was unfurnished so we bought two school room napping mats to sleep on. We had no refrigerator; couldn’t afford to have the gas line hooked up – thus, only cold water.

But what did we care? We were striving to live our dreams in Southern California. We were young, stupid, and glorious. We had decided not to find jobs until after about 3 weeks of vacation. (See what I mean?) So we did the touristy things, the beachy things, Hollywood, Malibu, Big Sur, Disney …

After about a week, we ran out of money.

We both ended up working at Movie Land Wax Museum in Buena Park. Food services … You know, where all the other soon-to-be-famous people worked.

It would be our first Christmas away from home. A long way away from home. Our families were none too happy about it. We didn’t give it much thought. Both of us were happily agnostic, quasi-new age and complacent. We were sort of looking forward to not being part of that Season Which Must Be Obeyed.

And so we existed … on Peanut Butter, Löwenbräu, Macaroni & Cheese, and as many free meals as we were able at scarf at work.

In case you’re wondering, I wanted to get into writing for radio and television. My entry stage was to be Stand Up comedy. My dad looked for me, or so he said, each week on Star Search. But that’s a story for another time …

Christmas approached. Walt and I volunteered to work all the days everyone else was taking off. It was Christmas, but our life was to remain unchanged. Gifts. We were opposed to it all.

Until December 22, 1983.

That was the day a coworker asked if I needed a bed.

The condo had two bedrooms upstairs that, except for the closets, were completely empty. My roommate and I both slept downstairs on those kindergarten mats because (remember young & stupid) that’s where the TV was.

“Yes!” Of course I could use a bed!

I’d decided not to tell Walt ‘cause I knew he’d be jealous. To my surprise he said, “Guess what? I’m getting a bed!” Turns out he’d had the same offer from someone else that same day.

So it was that we arranged a pal with a truck to carry us to get our gifts on December 23rd. On the way to our destinations we passed some discarded furniture in another neighborhood. There was a big black couch … heave ho! And a nice old recliner … got that, too.

In one night our Orange County condo ended up with somewhere to sit downstairs and somewhere to sleep upstairs!

We thought it couldn’t get any better.

Christmas Day. The doorbell rang. It was one of our obnoxious neighbors. I say this because he was always the one wanting someone to move their car, turn down the stereo, etc. We had sufficient evidence that he didn’t care for us. Yet he cared enough about his wife to have surprised her with a new refrigerator for Christmas. He wanted to know if we would be interested in their old one.

Christmas 1983, two Southern boys in their twenties sat smoking clove cigarettes and sipping Brandy — humming fridge in the background, holiday TV in the foreground — on free furniture in a free condo in Southern California.

Though a far cry from normal, and nowhere near family traditions, in a very, very strange way

it was almost like being home.

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The Transformation of the Mind …

The Transformation of the Mind into the Likeness of Christ

by Professor George Mantzarides

(School of Theology, University of Thessaloniki)

“Having purified thy mind by ascetical struggles on Athos,

O Gregory, thou didst live an Angelic way of life.”1

The struggle to purify one’s mind (nous) and the effort to ensure its proper orientation usually pass unnoticed in our era, or are regarded as superfluous luxuries that do not concern the simple Christian.

Indeed, those motivated by the spirit of what they suppose to be “practical” Christianity treat such matters as misleading theories that actually divert the believer from his primary task.

Only practical religion, which confines itself to obvious needs and seeks to deal with them immediately, is viewed as authentic Christianity or genuine Orthodoxy.

This is combined, moreover, with man’s impatience to see and admire the results of his activities instantaneously, something to which he has been inured by machines, which serve him but which also have such a great influence on his life.

We take great pains to acquire machines, we get around by means of machines, we think with machines, and in the end we become machines ourselves, “in the image and likeness” of the machines that we manufacture. Machines do not have a mind that requires purification and correct orientation.

We forget that we do have to purify our minds and orient them correctly. And machines need our minds purified and correctly oriented, so that they might function properly and not turn against us.

As well, today, when machines dominate our lives more than at any other time, the need to purify and orient our minds correctly is becoming more pressing.

* * *

All of the evil in the world originates from our minds. The mind, furthermore, constitutes the loftiest aspect of our existence. God’s creation of man “in His image” is imprinted first and foremost in the mind. The mind is the “mirror” that reflects its Creator.

When the mind of man is directed towards God, it receives Divine Light and itself becomes light. However, when it turns away from God, it loses its light, becomes darkened, and wallows in darkness. It is enslaved to the cares and concerns of this world, is alienated by its tumult and turmoil, and forgets God and itself.

“Be still, and know that I am God,”2 says the Spirit of God through the mouth of the Psalmist. When we come to know Who God is, then we learn also what a true man is.

Just like God, says St. Gregory Palamas, so also the human mind, created “in the image of God,” has essence and energy.

The energy of the mind is thought. When a man’s mind is darkened, his thought, which wallows in darkness, is held captive by sensations and passions and becomes bestial or demonic. “For, the mind that withdraws from God becomes either bestial or demonic and, having departed from the principles of its nature…, gives itself over to carnal desires and knows no limit to pleasure.”3

This is what happened at the fall of man. And it continues to happen with all of Adam’s descendants. The fall of the first man dragged all of humanity down with it.

This is why the advent of the New Adam, Christ, was necessary: that He might become the firstfruits of the new creation, the Church. And He gave His commandments, which are the light of the new life that the Faithful are called to live.

* * *

Christ dwells in man through the Mysteries of the Church: Baptism, Chrismation, and the Divine Eucharist. This does not mean that Christ transforms man automatically, in some mechanical way. Man continues to retain his nature.

Christ opens the path of renewal and offers His Grace for man to follow this path of his own free will. If man does not wish to assimilate the Grace of God, if he does not strive to coordinate his will with the will of God and to order his life in accordance with God’s commandments. Grace remains infertile.

“[W]e have the mind of Christ,”4 says the Apostle Paul. The Christian, that is, has the mind and the thoughts of Christ.

Just as a mirror, says St. Gregory Palamas, when it receives a ray of the sun, creates its own ray, so also the mind of man, when it receives the Light of Christ, itself becomes light, and radiates this light also to other people.

But in order for a mirror to radiate the sun’s light, it must be clean. If it is muddy or blackened, no matter how much light may fall on it, that light is not reflected. The same thing happens with the human mind. When it is darkened or muddy, the light of Christ, the mind of Christ, is not reflected in it.

Sin darkens the mind of man and the passions heap up mud on it. Thus, man lives bereft of God and His Grace. He becomes either bestial or demonic: bestial, by rolling in mud himself; and demonic, by luring others into this mud and becoming a breeding-ground of pollution and destruction.

How much we suffer from these diseases, especially today! How much we make ourselves victims of these diseases!

If we are to correct this unhealthy spiritual condition, we must cleanse and purify our mind. “Having purified his mind by ascetical struggles,” St. Gregory became a recipient and herald of the Light of Grace.

Our first priority is to emulate the Saint as assiduously as we can.

* * *

The amendment of the mind, as St. Gregory Palamas teaches, begins with its return to itself. Unless a man detaches the energy of his mind, that is, his thoughts and reasonings, from the passions and sin, unless he becomes calm and returns in repentance to himself and God, he will be unable to find the true wealth that he has received.

In his interpretation of the Parable of the Prodigal Son, St. Gregory says that a man’s wealth is his mind. When a man deviates into a sinful life, his mind is dissipated and cleaves to the passions. He becomes spiritually famished, and he cannot be saved unless he repents and returns to God.

The repentance and return of our mind to God does not come about through any movement towards infinity. It does not come about even through any movement directed outside ourselves.

It comes about through a return to ourselves. It comes about through the return of the energy of our mind, thought, and reasonings to “the hidden man of the heart.”5 It comes about through a personal encounter and union with God, Who abides within us in order to purify our minds and hearts and to make them bright with the light of His Divine glory.

Since we have been Baptized in the Name of the Holy Trinity and have been incorporated into the Church of Christ, we have Christ Himself within us.

For this reason, moreover, we bear His Name and are called Christians.

This, however, entails that we behave in a commensurate manner towards Christ and the icons of Christ who are our fellow men.

* * *

In the Gospel passage about the Last Judgment, it is emphasized that the judgment of men by Christ will be based on the love that they have shown towards Him.

At that time, He will say to those on His right hand: “Come, ye blessed of My Father, inherit the Kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: for I was an hungred, and ye gave Me food; I was thirsty, and ye gave Me drink; I was a stranger, and ye took Me in; naked, and ye clothed Me; I was sick, and ye visited Me; I was in prison, and ye came unto Me.”6

And to the puzzlement of the righteous as to when they saw Christ hungry and gave Him food, or thirsty and gave Him to drink, or a stranger and sheltered Him, Christ’s reply will be: “Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these My brethren, ye have done it unto Me.”7

We find Christ Himself in the person of our neighbor. For this reason, love for our neighbor, which is love for Christ Himself, is of fundamental importance in Christian life.

But Christ, Who is found in the person of our neighbor, is found also in us-in each one of us. And when we forget Him, He knocks on the door of our heart, so that we might open the door for Him to enter and dine with us.8

Christ’s food, His drink, His shelter, His clothing, and His rest are to be found in our heart. They are to be found in the place where our mind is supposed to be concentrated.

When we dissipate our mind in passions and amusements, when we exhaust it in worldly cares and wean it away from its spiritual nourishment, when we let it wander homeless in the misery and confusion of a life of sin, we leave the Christ within us hungry and thirsty, a stranger, naked, sick and imprisoned.

And when we do not show love towards Christ, Who knocks on the door of our heart, we naturally do not show love, either, when He approaches us in the person of our neighbor.

* * *

Man’s love for God or his neighbor is born or dies within his own heart: in the “hidden man of the heart,” where St. Gregory Palamas, like all of the Saints of our Church, concentrated his purified heart.

When the mind of man is drawn away from the passions and sin, when it becomes calm and returns to the heart in prayer and repentance, it encounters Christ and is illumined by His light.

This is why the prayer that is bound up with the gathering of the mind is restricted to just one phrase, “Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me,” so that the mind might not be distracted, but rather, concentrate on the Name of Christ and on beseeching His mercy.

Thus is the sin within a man obliterated and thus Christian life bears fruit. Thus does one accomplish the “life-giving mortification” of his will and thoughts and their incorporation into the boundless horizons of Divine freedom. Thus can he say, with the Apostle Paul: “We have the mind of Christ.”

It was from the darkened mind of man that all of the evils in the world began and continue to find being. For this reason, their eradication is possible only with the illumination of the mind by the Light of Christ-by its transformation into the likeness of Christ.

By his ascetic struggles, St. Gregory Palamas realized this inner transformation in his own life, and he calls everyone to such a transformation on the day of his commemoration.

The Saints, says St. Basil the Great, “are set forth as animate icons of a Godly way of life, so that we might emulate their good deeds.”9

If we wish to honor the memory of St. Gregory, we are called to emulate his deeds to the best of our ability.

Let us cleanse our minds as much as we can and allow them-as he, too, allowed his-to be guided to God and to be illumined by His uncreated Light.

St. Gregory was very great; we are utterly insignificant. But when we do even the very least that we can, we will be entitled to approach the Saint and say to him:

“As a mind standing before the Primordial Mind, direct our mind to Him, O Father, that we may cry: Rejoice, O Herald of Grace.”10

Notes

1. Idiomelon of the Lity.

2. Psalm 45:11 (Septuaginta).

3. Homily 51, §6 (ed. S. Oikonomou), p. 114.

4. I Corinthians 2:16.

5. I St. Peter 3:4.

6. St. Matthew 25:34-36.

7. St. Matthew 25:40.

8. Revelation 3:20.

9. Epistle 2, §3, Patrologia Græca, Vol. XXXII, col. 228C.

10. Kontakion of St. Gregory Palamas.

From a FWD from Archbishop Chrysostomos of Etna.

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X-Mass? SundayGoToMeeting & Monks

For what it’s worth, Part 3 of the Christmas series [1, 2] shall, God willing, be posted on Monday.

In the meantime, during the Net’s holiday downtime, here’s some stuff worth a while:

One of my former profs, Dr Peter Toon, on WORSHIP.

On the way to my Grandmother’s for Thanksgiving we saw a Baptist Church reader board that proclaimed: “There’s no Christmas without Christ.” Slippery slope, that, because … there’s no Christmas without MASS either, sic?

And, coming soon to a Sidebar near you, a handy Monastic Directery.

Pax Vobiscum!

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