NEW THEORY: Dumb Design

Out of the controversial debate pitting the theory of evolution against the theory of intelligent design has emerged a new theory, dumb design, which some experts believe may explain the televangelist Pat Robertson.

The theory of dumb design holds that human beings were designed by a superior being, but one who mysteriously designed certain humans in a particularly dumb way.

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Uh, wait a minute, is He pointing at me?

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URGENT: Earthshattering News!

Conservative Episcopalians Warn Church That It Must Change Course or Face Split

In other news …

Titanic Sinks!

The World is Round!

Apples Fall From Trees!

2 + 2 = 4

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Dowd & Out

The Sexual Revolution, abetted by the Pill and feminism, brought rage to sex; men and women remained opposites while attracting each other. They learned to overcome hostilities to take advantage of new possibilities. They worked out some of the kinks through rock and roll. Burning bras was both angry gesture and sexy signal. Women felt freer and men felt freer with them. But that had a downside, too.

“Funny thing about a woman’s career — the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster,” muses Margo Channing. “Nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turn around in bed and there he is. Without that you’re not a woman. You’re something with a French provincial office, or a book full of clippings, but you’re not a woman.”

Review.

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A Giant Tale?


JERUSALEM – Archaeologists digging at the purported biblical home of Goliath have unearthed a shard of pottery bearing an inscription of the Philistine’s name, a find they claimed lends historical credence to the Bible’s tale of David’s battle with the giant.

While the discovery is not definitive evidence of Goliath’s existence, it does support the Bible’s depiction of life at the time the battle was supposed to have occurred, said Dr. Aren Maeir, a professor at Bar-Ilan University and director of the excavation.

Some scholars assert the story of David slaying the giant Goliath is a myth written down hundreds of years later. Maeir said finding the scraps lends historical credence to the biblical story.

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HIP HOP: The Devolution of Black Culture


Rosa Parks just died and Reebok pronounces that black authenticity is represented by 50 Cent, who records works that have him and his guest artists saying: ”There’s a problem, I’m a solve it, a n—- movin’ around with a big — revolver . . . You —- with me, you see, I’ll react like an animal, I tear you apart. If the masterpiece was murder, I’d major in art.”

Then there is Tony Yayo, who raps, ”I’m in that brand new Range: when I pull up, kid, I turn your brains into red concrete stains. That’s the beauty of gruesome violence.”

African-Americans can no longer afford to coddle these people. The black czars of gutter hip-hop are the new house slaves. And Reebok’s promotion of this material, along with Comcast and other media giants, is just as reprehensible.

M O R E .

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