Letters! We Get Letters! (American Orthodoxy on AFR)


Dear Fr Joseph,

Last week I finally decided to visit an Orthodox Church. You know what? I couldn’t understand A WORD they were saying. What gives?

— Confused in Carolina


Dear Confused …

Tune in to the Orthodixie Podcast on AFR.

Dear Fr Joseph,

I’m thinking of joining the Orthodox Church … which Jurisdiction should I join?

Sincerely seeking,

Jan.

Dear Jan …

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Fr Joseph,

Ever since my husband heard your Podcast about St Elvis – he’s been tormenting our family with his singing, shaking, and snarling. He’s also demanding fried PB&J; sandwiches on Fast Days.

Can you help me?

Susie in Alabama
PS – Some say I look like Ann-Margret. Is there hope for me, too?

Dear Susie …

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Father Bless,

I understand there’s a rule against Priests dancing – and a rule against Priests swimming in public. It would help me greatly if you could point me to a rule forbidding Priests singing in the shower …

Sincerely,

Matushka Xenobia

Dear Matushka,

Tune in to the Orthodixie Podcast on Ancient Faith Radio.

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3:10 to Pic’ ee yoon

The Rev. Tracey Lind, dean of Trinity Cathedral in Cleveland, has accepted a nomination to become the next bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of Chicago because she wants to follow God’s call.

”I believe that accepting this nomination is what God is asking of me, and I, in turn, ask your prayers for me and for our church as I strive to respond faithfully and with grace,” Lind wrote in a letter to the Trinity congregation.

Trinity is the cathedral of the Episcopal Diocese of Ohio, which consists of more than 24,000 Episcopalians in 103 parishes in northern Ohio.

Lind, a lesbian priest who lives in Cleveland Heights with her partner, Emily Ingalls …

Admit it. You knew it was coming dit’n ya?

Here’s the whole story.

The Rev. Lane Hensley, a priest in the Chicago Diocese and a member of the search committee, said … ”We’re simply looking for the best person who is most likely called by God to be our bishop. It’s not about sexuality. It’s about God’s call.”

Meanwhile …

Next month, Episcopal bishops will meet with Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams in New Orleans to discuss demands that they pledge to withhold consent for another openly gay bishop until the global communion reaches consensus on the issue. If the bishops don’t comply by Sept. 30, then international leaders have predicted the relationship with the 77 million member church will remain “damaged at best.”

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Of Beheadings, Towers & Floods

And to think, the Beheading of St John the Baptist old style is September 11th …

It was on this day in 2005 that Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf Coast near New Orleans. Before it reached land, it was the strongest hurricane ever measured in the Gulf of Mexico, with winds of up to 175 miles per hour. But by the time it hit New Orleans on this day, it had lost some of its strength. The wind damage was much worse in parts of Mississippi. Early on, most people thought New Orleans had dodged the bullet.

But two reporters from the New Orleans Times-Picayune newspaper got a tip that there might be a leak in one of the levees, so they rode bikes out to the levee of the 17th Street canal. They never even made it to the levee. One of the main streets on their route was filled with rushing water, more than seven feet deep, and it was rolling south toward the rest of the city. More than 80 percent of the city was eventually flooded, about 140 square miles, which is seven times the size of Manhattan. The water rose higher than 14 feet in some places.

All communication in the city began to break down. The 911 operators had evacuated, and so people calling 911 just reached an answering machine. Eventually there was no power, no phone service, no cell phones. Many of the police officers in the city abandoned their posts and just tried to save themselves. The local prison was evacuated, and several prisoners escaped. National Guard troops didn’t arrive until the fourth day of the disaster.

Many of the journalists at The Times-Picayune slept in their office building the first night after the hurricane, and they realized the following morning that they had to evacuate or they’d be stranded. A total of 240 employees and some family members piled into all the newspaper delivery trucks available, and they drove out of the city.

The staff of The Times-Picayune had to evacuate their building, but the editor Jim Amoss was determined to keep publishing the newspaper even if only on the Internet, so a small group of journalists stayed behind in the city to cover what was going on. By September 1, the newspaper had begun printing the paper again, and they delivered it free to shelters and hotels around the city. On Friday, September 2, reporters brought copies of the newspaper to the Convention Center, where many people had been living for days. Witnesses said that the people at the Convention Center wept at the sight of their hometown newspaper. Reporters then began distributing the paper to refugees and relief workers throughout the city, and residents of the city were overwhelmed by emotion when the newspaper arrived on their doorstep. The Times-Picayune eventually won two Pulitzer Prizes for its Hurricane Katrina coverage, including a gold medal for meritorious public service.

Stolen from The Writer’s Almanac, August 29, 2007.

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Help Put out a Greece Fire

In response to the fires raging in Greece, considered the worst the country has suffered in over 100 years, the U.S. based humanitarian aid organization International Orthodox Christian Charities (IOCC) has announced an immediate emergency response to provide relief supplies and technical assistance for the thousands of displaced villagers affected by this national tragedy …

You can help IOCC.

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On Spiritual Progress in the Home

Question: Geronta, how can a husband become practiced in the virtues?

Answer: God will give him opportunities. Many men, however, after asking God to give them opportunities to practice the virtues, grumble when they are faced with a certain difficulty. For example, sometimes the Good God, in His boundless love, and in order to provide practice in humility and patience, will take away his Grace from the wife, and she will begin acting outlandishly and treating the husband inconsiderately. Then the husband should not complain, but rather rejoice and thank God for the opportunity to struggle which He has given him. Or, a mother asks God to grant her patience. Her little child then comes in, and as soon as she has the table set for dinner, he pulls on the table cloth and everything spills on the floor. At such times it’s as if the child is saying to his mother: “Mama, be patient!”

— Elder Paisios the Athonite

Thanks to FWD from Fr Josiah Trenham.

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