Holy Slit-Eyes, Batman! (Artificial Insemination)

Personally, I find all the continued hoopla over athletes posing “slit eyes” to be a bit over the top (even in the age of Aquarius Oprah).

My my.

For such a hyped-up oversensitive sex-soaked society we sure miss the boat on the important things.

Like this for example:

“California’s highest court was unanimous in its decision on Monday that Christian doctors may not refuse to perform artificial insemination for homosexual patients.”

Or, this

“The state high court said the doctors’ constitutional rights to freedom of religion did not trump the state antidiscrimination law because the state has a compelling interest in ensuring full and equal access to medical care.”

Click either of the links above and enter the discussion. The first one (here) has generated, as of this writing, almost 80 comments.

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Me – Adam, You – Helpmeet

Last week I had the pleasure of leading a Couples Retreat at St Joseph Orthodox Church, Houston, Texas.

This week’s podcast offers a glimpse of some of the funnier moments, taken from a version of “The Newlywed Game,” from that Retreat …

The Orthodixie Podcast on Ancient Faith Radio.

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DORMITION: The Falling Asleep of the Mother of God

Therefore, O Lady, generously share your mercy and your graces with all your people, your inheritance. Rescue us from the terrors that encompass us. See how many dangers of all kinds afflict us, from our own people and from strangers, from within and without. Through your power turn everything for the best. Bring mutual calm between fellow citizens at home, and drive away those who attack like wild beasts from outside. Bestow your aid and healing on us to counteract our passions, and give our souls and bodies abundant grace sufficient for every need. And if we are unable to contain it, increase our capacity and give us more, that saved and strengthened by your grace we may glorify the pre-eternal Word, Who took flesh from you for our sake, together with His Father without beginning and the life-giving Spirit, now and forever and unto unending ages. Amen.

Prayer to the Theotokos on Her Dormition by St Gregory Palamas (14th century).

Thanks to Fr Josiah for the text; image source.

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OLYMPIC SWIM: Orthodox Homeschoolers!

Thanks to FWD from Matushka Elizabeth Perdomo — who writes: “Watch this wonderfully fun YouTube Olympics Water Sports spoof done by our Orthodox Homeschooling friends, the Rovny family from up in Weatherford, Texas. Enjoy!”

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OSTEEN – Think Positive, Go Postal

St George Orthodox Church is less than a mile from Joel Osteen’s arena. We’re neighbors. Bless our hearts. I fault no one for adopting a more positive outlook as a survival aid in this negative age — just don’t confuse it with Christianity.

They say it takes all types, and I’m sure there’s all types that make up the 40,000 worshipers Joel packs in on a Sunday. One things for sure, it makes getting on Highway 59 a little more negative for the rest of us when Joel’s former sports arena dismisses the happily motivated crowds.

But, I’m no hater.

However, I did find a whole lot of stuff in the following article that I’m pretty positive about — especially the last sentence.
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[The Osteens are proponents]… of positive thinking–the doctrine that God intends for you to be rich, healthy and generally “great” right here in this life. While politicos have focused on the Christian Right, there’s been far less attention to the fast-growing brand of Christianity Lite, also represented by televangelists Joyce Meyer, Benny Hinn and Creflo Dollar. Positive thinking is the theology of the modern mega-church, and it avoids all mention of sin–including the “sins” of abortion and homosexuality–lest such “negative” topics turn off any potential converts or “seekers.” Its promise is that you can have anything you want simply by “visualizing” it or, as Osteen puts it, “believing for it”–a doctrine derided by some Christian critics as “name it and claim it.”

In the theology of Christian positive thinking, “everything happens for a reason.” The Osteens may conclude that the divine intention was to prod them into to emulating Joyce Meyers and Creflo Dollar by investing in a private jet. But there’s another possible message from on high: that this brand of Christianity fosters a distinctly un-Christian narcissism.

Consider the ways the Lord works in the life of the Osteens, as recounted in Joel’s book, Your Best Life Now, which has sold 4 million copies and is graced by a back cover photo of the smiling couple. Acting through Victoria, who kept “speaking words of faith and victory” on the subject, Joel was led to build the family “an elegant home.” On other occasions, God intervened to save Joel from a speeding ticket and to get him not only a good parking spot but “the premier spot in that parking lot.” Why God did not swoop down with a sponge and clean up the offending stain on the armrest remains a mystery, because Osteen’s deity is less the Master of the Universe than an obliging factotum.

Plenty of Christians have already made the point that the positive thinking of Christianity Lite is demeaning to God, and I leave them to pursue this critique. More important, from a secular point of view, it’s dismissive of other humans, and not only flight attendants. If a person is speeding, shouldn’t he get a ticket to deter him from endangering others? And if Osteen gets the premier parking spot, what about all the other people consigned to the remote fringes of the lot? Christianity, at best, is about a sacrificial love for others, not about getting to the head of the line.

If the Osteens’ brand of religion is what flight attendant Sharon Brown lost faith in as a result of being manhandled on that plane to Vail, then the suit should be dropped, because Victoria Osteen has already done her enough of a favor.

Read it all here.

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