We Came, We Saw, We Converted – for $3!

Ancient Faith Publishing (formerly Conciliar Press) is having a $3 sale on We Came, We Saw, We Converted .

 

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Order No. 9780982277089

by Fr. Joseph Huneycutt

Subtitle: The Lighter Side of Orthodoxy in America 

Based on his popular blog and Ancient Faith Radio podcast, Orthodixie, Fr. Joseph Huneycutt presents a humorous look at the pluses, minuses, joys, pitfalls, and struggles of perpetual conversion within an Orthodox Christian worldview. Within these pages you’ll find all those familiar characters you’ve encountered in exploring American Orthodoxy but with a hilarious twist: the Orthodox Christian anarchist, the Orthodox white boy, and that incomparable superhero, Ortho-Man. You’ll be introduced to the lighter side of fasting, theosis, living a holy life in a secular world, and the struggle to understand those on the other side of the cradle/convert divide.

For those days when acquiring the mind of Christ seems impossibly serious and, well, just plain impossible, a quick dip into We Came, We Saw, We Converted will restore your sense of humor and help you get up and try again.

To download the audio book version of this book, see products/We-Came%2C-We-Saw%2C-We-Converted%3B-Downloadable-Audio-Book.html

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Grumpy Priest Has Good News for Goose, Gander, and Gender Confused

Sometimes you can judge a podcast by its title!

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HOUSTON ICONS: Creation, Fall, Expulsion, Commission & Evangelizers

Iconographer Dmitry Shkolnik and his helper, Aleko Michedlishvili have begun the latest icon install at St Joseph Orthodox Church, Houston, Texas.  Pictured below, unfurled on the floor and out of order, are:

Christ creating the Universe.

Christ creating Adam & Eve.

The Temptation & Fall.

The Expulsion of from Paradise.

Beneath these four scenes, on the north wall of the Narthex/Baptistery, will be some of the Evangelizers of the Nations:

Nina of Georgia

Cyril & Methodius

Mary Magdalene

Photini, the Samaritan Woman

Nicholas of Japan

Joseph of Arimathea

[And, in my haste not pictured below, Thekla and Patrick of Ireland.  Also, I’m a newbie to Patheos blogging, please forgive the redundant images.]

A huge wall mural on the east wall will greet those entering the Temple, logged here in three separate images, depicting Christ commanding the Disciples to go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the Name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Above this huge scene, cresting three arched window openings will be medallion icons of Christ, the Theotokos, John the Baptist, Peter & Paul.

An image of the scaffolding shows the north wall — with east facing wall to the right of the scaffold in another pic.

Click the images (below) to enlarge — click again for clarity & hugeness.

For images of the Dome Installation (2011) click here.

For images of the American Saints and scenes on the south wall of the Narthex / Baptistery (2013) click here.

Your prayers.

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A New Beginning at the End of the World

I started blogging in 2004, having no idea what would come of it. It is thanks to Huw Richardson that I started at all. We both worked 3rd shift at a substance abuse recovery center; there was lots of down time in the wee hours. Blogging was relatively new, before the Facebook Era, and The Orthodixie Blog took off.

After ten years, thousands of blog posts, hundreds of podcasts, a couple awards and a few books … here we are: Patheos.

For a while now the ol’ blog has been pretty dormant, save for podcast plugs. I took an official hiatus from blogging and podcasting back in 2012 and haven’t gotten up to speed since. At a recent speaking engagement I was asked, “Why did you stop?” Surprising myself by honesty, I said: “Because I couldn’t find the funny in the world ending.” And that’s true. Or was …

When I announced that I was going to get back into podcasting and blogging at the beginning of 2013, I received the following email:

Father Joseph,

Since the comments have been turned off on your blog I am writing this after reading of your return from hiatus to posting.

RESPONSE: I think it is time to close up shop. The last couple of years it has been redundant. Attempts at humor can be rated as from mediocre to non-existent, your news items repetitive and boring. I would advise you concentrate on PODCASTS and writing books.

Everyone needs a change. Make it so.

Thank you for the good years.

I stewed over that email for a spell.

Eventually, I replied to the author of the email, saying: “Thanks! Good idea.”

Now, I wonder.

FUNNY

There was a time when I wanted to write sitcoms for television. My plan was to start out as a standup comedian and work my way toward a “real job.” Alas, I lasted all of five months in Southern California before returning home to North Carolina to resume working in radio. But the attraction to comedy, the study of the craft of making people laugh, remained.

Years later, interviewing for a Clinical Pastoral Education position while in seminary, I lamented how tiring it was – everyone expecting me to entertain them all the time. My interviewer, who was later to be my supervisor, asked: “How do you feel when you get home after a night in social settings?” Exhausted, I replied. He said, “If I bring you on board for the summer, I want you to leave your sense of humor at home.” I griped to the wife about this all the way from the mental hospital back to the seminary. How dare he? Funny defines me!

Halfway through the 12-week placement we chaplains all went out for dinner. Long story short, I let my hair down and fell into Mr Entertainment. They were amazed! They were angry when I told them that the Supervisor had told me to leave funny home. Their enthusiasm got me all hyped up. I met with my Boss the next day and related the night’s events. He smiled and said: “I wanted you to learn that you could turn it off.” For me, it was a good lesson, a relief – a blessing!

WORLD ENDING

I have recently come to the conclusion that the world is not ending – at least, not right now. [Having been reared a Southern Baptist in the 60s & 70s, this is news to me!] Hence, this blog. In time, it may be funny; other times, not. But, while there is time let’s share it together. I’m the Chief of Sinners, a lousy pilgrim, and a wretch of a man, but I believe I have found the Pearl of Great Price. May the radiance of Its luster shine through even my foolishness.

Your prayers.

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Negroes, Converts, Cradles & Slaves


Recently, during a break between retreat talks, I was approached by an Asian woman … 

Now, before I continue, I have to tell you a story.

At school, one of my kids was recently engaged in a class exercise to reveal certain stereotypes.  The activity required one student to have a classification of a people or person taped to their head – which only their partner could see.  The knowing partner would give hints and clues to the unknowing taped head partner.  Can you see it?  Okay, good … 

This particular kid had the word Asian taped to his head and the partner’s first clue was:  Bad Driver.  

The kid with the tape moaned, Oh no, I’m a


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