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NEW THEORY: Dumb Design

Out of the controversial debate pitting the theory of evolution against the theory of intelligent design has emerged a new theory, dumb design, which some experts believe may explain the televangelist Pat Robertson. The theory of dumb design holds that … Continue reading →

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URGENT: Earthshattering News!

Conservative Episcopalians Warn Church That It Must Change Course or Face Split In other news … Titanic Sinks! The World is Round! Apples Fall From Trees! 2 + 2 = 4

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Dowd & Out

The Sexual Revolution, abetted by the Pill and feminism, brought rage to sex; men and women remained opposites while attracting each other. They learned to overcome hostilities to take advantage of new possibilities. They worked out some of the kinks … Continue reading →

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A Giant Tale?

JERUSALEM – Archaeologists digging at the purported biblical home of Goliath have unearthed a shard of pottery bearing an inscription of the Philistine’s name, a find they claimed lends historical credence to the Bible’s tale of David’s battle with the … Continue reading →

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HIP HOP: The Devolution of Black Culture

Rosa Parks just died and Reebok pronounces that black authenticity is represented by 50 Cent, who records works that have him and his guest artists saying: ”There’s a problem, I’m a solve it, a n—- movin’ around with a big … Continue reading →

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