See that guy with the chainsaw. Notice the big wood he has slain. Look closer and you will see how he crushed my fence! If a guy will do that to a fence in Texas …

Think about it: Texas Chainsaw ______________ …

Well, who knows what else he might try. So I took my family and we fled …

We drove a couple hours walked for days through rough terrain in the SE Texas brush …

Always looking back over our shoulder …

Stopping occasionally to smile for the camera catch our breath …

Deeper and deeper into the alligator infested wood …
We’d been here before.

Until we found the one man who could help us …

That’s right, Big Sam.

Big Sam told us to mix the metaphors —

Fences make good neighbors.

Don’t go burning bridges.

He said, “Burning fences makes good neighbors.”

So we burned the wounded wood of our former fence …

And who should appear but JP II!

Okay, so I made up that last part. But, here’s the story.