Orthodox Christianity, thank goodness, doesn’t lend itself too well to bumper sticker theology. Sure, you can see Orthodox Christians with those plastic fishies … or a window decal featuring a Cross. But the more popular version of so-called Christian bumper stickers are all far from Orthodox theology.

There’s the one that says: “Next time you think you’re perfect, try walking on water.”

Talk about snarky! Forget Peter, I always think of St Mary of Egypt when I read that one.

A few years ago you saw these: “Hate is not a family value.” I always wondered how the person sporting that one defined Family … differently than me, I guessed. Then again …

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