I never liked Johnny Cash. Absolutely no plans to see the movie.
Am I an American?

Never, not once, have I liked a U2 song.
Am I a Christian?
H/T THUNDERSTRUCK

I’ve owned only 6 pair of blue jeans in my life.
Am I weird?

I’ve never put much stock in the words of the current Patriarch of Istanbul.
Is he Orthodox?

Just [kinda] kidding.