Monthly Archives: September 2004

I Dream of Jeanne …

Well by now you all know that I’m going camping with Hurricane Jeanne … and, of course, Dan Rather … for the next few days. Do not believe whatever he says or does not say regarding my participation in the … Continue reading

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Orthodoxizing a Quote

One of my favorite stories … During a press conference, the pious Archbishop of Canterbury, Michael Ramsey, was once asked how long he prayed each day. “About one minute,” he replied. Those gathered were aghast! He continued … “But it … Continue reading

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BALLAD OF DAN RATHER

This is making its way around the Net. I stole it from World. All I know is, I better not dream about it! (Oh, and uh, pardon the “french”.) Sung to the tune from the Beverly Hillbillies: Come and listen … Continue reading

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Canoeing with Dan Rather

Okay, so I had this dream. In my dream, my wife had invited Dan Rather to go camping with us. Really! (We are going on a camping trip next week.) Anyway, I’m having this dream in which, a day or … Continue reading

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Cat, Call, Cachoo!

So you heard the news about the Artist Formerly Known as Cat Stevens being denied entry into the US? Stephen Shwartz of the Weekly Standard explains why in an article entitled Is Cat Stevens a Terrorist? In response to my … Continue reading

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